Funny Patches

I am my Brother Keepers yellow gold on black patch

I AM MY BROTHERS KEEPER proclaims this bold statement patch with serious conviction. Yellow gold emb..

$1.25

I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them

I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them | a humorous patch that declares the wearer's confident take on th..

$1.25

I Have Boobs So I Win

I Have Boobs So I Win | A bold statement patch with confident humor for the biker crowd. White and p..

$1.25

I WILL NOT COMPLY

I WILL NOT COMPLY declares this patch's defiant message in bold white and red lettering on a black b..

$1.25

I'm No Rose, But I Can Be A Prick

I'm No Rose, But I Can Be A Prick | a witty patch for riders and rebels who don't mind a little atti..

$1.25

In Memory of when I Gave a Shit

In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit | A darkly funny biker patch with white and red embroidery on..

$1.25

LETS GO BRANDON

LET'S GO BRANDON declares this political statement patch with a playful twist on the viral phrase. F..

$1.25

Love Is Like A Fart

Love Is Like A Fart declares the cheeky wisdom that if you have to force it, it's just shit | Irreve..

$1.25

May Not Have The Cherry

I may not have the cherry, but I still have the box. This cheeky patch combines humor with a playful..

$1.25

My Favorite Number is 77

My Favorite Number is 77 Because I Get 8 More | A humorous patch with a cheeky math joke that appeal..

$1.25

NO AIRBAGS WE DIE LIKE MEN

"NO AIRBAGS WE DIE LIKE MEN" | This patch declares pure biker attitude with bold red and white embro..

$1.25

No Nipples No Point

If boobies had no nipples there would be no point | this edgy humorous patch declares the obvious wi..

$1.25

Power vested-Kiss my Ass

By the power vested in me I pronounce you dumb and irrelevant you may now kiss my ass. This witty bi..

$1.49

Repent so the Preacher won't have to lie

Repent So the Preacher Won't Have to Lie patch | bold red and white embroidery on black twill delive..

$1.25

RIDING FOR ESSENTIALS

RIDING FOR ESSENTIALS declares that toilet paper is a valid reason to ride. This humorous patch capt..

$1.25

Still Fascinated

All grown up but still fascinated with nipples. This cheeky biker patch delivers humor with attitude..

$1.25

STUPID PEOPLE ARE LIKE GLOW STICKS

Stupid people are like glow sticks | I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the li..

$1.25

Surrounded By Assholes

I Knew It | I'm Surrounded By Assholes declares this patch with blunt humor and attitude. Perfect fo..

$1.25

The Problem with Bikes is the Nut

The Problem with Most Bikes is the Nut Connecting the Bars to the Seat. A witty patch for riders who..

$1.25

Top ten biker list

Top Ten Things Bikers Know About Women patch with a humorous countdown that ends with the only item ..

$1.99