Funny Patches
Sniper on Roof patch
My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof. Dark humor meets military attitude on this patch..
$1.25
South Will Rise Again patch
The South Will Rise Again patch declares its bold message across a confederate flag design. Part of ..
$1.25
Stand Behind Our Troops patch
If you won't stand behind our troops, STAND IN FRONT declares this military-minded patch with a bold..
$1.25
Sticks and Stones Patch
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me | this cheeky patch flips the cl..
$1.25
Still Talking
Despite the look on my face you're still talking. A humorous patch that calls out those who won't ta..
$1.25
Stop Global Whining
Stop Global Whining | This bold octagon-shaped patch declares its message in bright green embroidery..
$1.25
Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly patch
Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly | this darkly humorous patch declares a no-nonsense policy ..
$1.25
Sure I Love Jesus...Its His fan club that bothers me patch
Sure I love Jesus | it's his fan club that bothers me. This witty patch speaks to anyone who appreci..
$1.25
T.C.B.
T.C.B. stands for Takin' Care of Business on this bold black patch with white embroidery. Perfect fo..
$1.25
Talented Fool
"Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool" declares this witty patch with a humorous ta..
$1.25
Talk Dirty to me patch
I'll Be Naughty to You If You Talk Dirty to Me | this flirty patch delivers playful banter with a ch..
$1.25
Tell Your Boobs to stop glaring at my eyes patch
Tell Your Boobs to Stop Glaring at My Eyes declares this funny patch with irreverent humor and attit..
$1.25
The Partys not over until you smile for the MUGSHOT patch
The party's not over until you smile for the mugshot | a humorous patch for those who like their hum..
$1.25
Time Flies Having Rum
Time Flies When Your Having Rum proclaims this humorous patch with a playful take on the classic say..
$1.25
Truth will set you FREE-But 1st it will make you MISERABLE patch
The truth will set you free but 1st it will make you miserable | a darkly funny take on wisdom and h..
$1.25
Voices Not Real But have Good Ideas
The Voices May Not Be Real But They Do Have Some Good Ideas. A humorous patch for anyone who appreci..
$1.25
When All Else Fails Lower Standards patch
When all else fails lower your standards. This darkly humorous patch declares the ultimate backup pl..
$1.25
When I want your opinion patch I remove the duct tape
When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape declares this patch with sharp, no-nonsense humor..
$1.25
Whoop Ass Patch
Sometimes you need to kick a little butt to get things done. This patch declares "Don't Make Me Open..
$1.49
Why Yes I am Sexy words
Why Yes... I am Sexy | This funny patch proclaims your confidence with bold white embroidery on a bl..
$1.25