Funny Patches

My Sexual Preference is Often Patch
My Sexual Preference is Often declares a humorous take on personal identity. This witty patch sports..
$1.25
My Sole Purpose in Life patch
My Sole Purpose in Life is to Serve as a Warning to Others | This humorous patch declares a relatabl..
$1.25
Native American
Black twill patch with white embroidered lettering reading "NATIVE AMERICAN" | Perfect for those pro..
$1.25
Nobody Owes You Anything
Contrary to belief, nobody owes you anything | this blunt patch declares a hard truth with white tex..
$1.25
Nobodys OL Lady patch
Nobody's Ol' Lady patch declares a fun sense of independence with attitude to spare. This humorous p..
$1.25
Nobodys OL Man patch
Nobody's OL Man patch declares a fun attitude with classic biker edge. White embroidery on black twi..
$1.25
Not For Daily Use
"Not Intended For Daily Use" declares this humorous patch with tongue-in-cheek charm. Perfect for th..
$1.25
Not PMS Its You
It's not just PMS, it's you! This humorous patch delivers a witty jab with white and gold embroidery..
$1.25
Not Talking to myself plotting your demise patch
I'm Not Talking to Myself I'm Plotting Your Demise declares this darkly humorous patch. Perfect for ..
$1.25
Nuttier then Squirrel
"Nuttier Then Squirrel Shit" with a goofy squirrel graphic | this humorous patch declares exactly wh..
$1.25
Old Number 8
Ol' #8 I Had 1 Too Many declares this humorous patch with a bottle and shot glass graphic. Perfect f..
$1.25
Overkill is Underrated
Overkill is Underrated | A bold statement for riders and rebels who refuse to play it safe. White em..
$1.25
Rebel Yell
Are you ready for the next Rebel Yell? This bold patch declares a defiant call to action with patrio..
$1.25
Ride No Faster Than Guardian Angel Patch
"Ride No Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly" | a witty reminder for motorcycle enthusiasts and ..
$1.25
Right to Remain Silent-Don't have Ability patch
I may have the right to remain silent, but I don't have the ability | a witty patch for anyone who's..
$1.25
Self Medicated
Self Medicated For Your Protection | A tongue in cheek patch that declares "Self Medicated For Your ..
$1.25
Sexual Harassment will not be reported patch
Sexual Harassment Will Not Be Reported It Will Be Graded For Content And Originality | Dark humor pa..
$1.25
Short Bus
Be Careful I Rode the Short Bus | this humorous patch declares the cheeky message "Be Careful I Rode..
$1.25
Silence is Golden Duct tape is Silver patch
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver | a humorous take on the classic saying that celebrates the p..
$1.25
Slap the Stupid Out Of You Patch
How about I just slap the stupid out of you | this patch declares the hilariously blunt threat with ..
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