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Funny Patches

Funny Patches

Its only Kinky the first time patch

Its only Kinky the first time patch

It's Only Kinky the First Time | a witty patch with a playful edge that declares the humor in trying..

$1.25

Keep It Up Felony Red

Keep It Up Felony Red

"Keep It Up I Need Another Felony Conviction" declares this darkly comic patch in bold red embroider..

$1.25

Keep It Up Felony white

Keep It Up Felony white

"Keep It Up I Need Another Felony Conviction" declares this darkly humorous patch with white embroid..

$1.25

Kiss My Rebel patch

Kiss My Rebel patch

Kiss My Rebel Ass patch | Cheeky biker humor combined with classic rebel flag imagery. Measures abou..

$1.25

Lead me Not into Tempation patch

Lead me Not into Tempation patch

Lead me Not into Temptation I Know the Way | a cheeky patch that playfully subverts the classic pray..

$1.25

Leave me Alone, I just want to Ride

Leave me Alone, I just want to Ride

Leave Me Alone, I Just Want to Ride | A straightforward patch for riders who value solitude and thro..

$1.25

Let me Drop Everything patch

Let me Drop Everything patch

Gee, let me drop everything and work on your problem | this patch declares your willingness to help ..

$1.25

Life is Good at 30 Great at 38DD

Life is Good at 30 Great at 38DD

Life is Good at 30 and Great at 38DD | A cheeky celebration of confidence and curves with a humorous..

$1.25

Lifes All About Ass

Lifes All About Ass

Life's All About Ass covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it. This humorous patch d..

$1.25

Live by the Sword - Die by the Gun patch

Live by the Sword - Die by the Gun patch

Those who live by the sword die by the gun | a darkly humorous take on the classic proverb. Black tw..

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Long in the balls

Long in the balls

"Long in the Balls, Short in the Brains" declares this irreverent patch with a wry sense of humor. B..

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Loose Body Happy man patch

Loose Body Happy man patch

If you were as loose with your body as you are with my credit cards, Id be a happy man | a humorous ..

$1.25

Loud Pipes Save Lives

Loud Pipes Save Lives

This motorcycle patch declares "Loud Pipes Save Lives" in bold white lettering on black. A humorous ..

$1.25

Majority Fools patch

Majority Fools patch

Sometimes Majority means all the Fools are on the Same Side | a boldly stated patch for those who ma..

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Men Decide to be right or happy patch

Men Decide to be right or happy patch

Men decide to be right or happy says this tongue-in-cheek patch with a checkmark graphic. The choice..

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Men want beauty not brains

Men want beauty not brains

Men want beauty not brains because men's eyes work better than their brains. A sharp-edged commentar..

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Men...Decide

Men...Decide

Men...Decide presents a humorous take on relationship dynamics. The patch features a yellow checkmar..

$1.25

Money Talks Bullshit walks patch

Money Talks Bullshit walks patch

Money Talks Bullshit Walks declares the wisdom that actions speak louder than empty promises. Witty ..

$1.25

More I meet people More I love my Dog

More I meet people More I love my Dog

"The More I Meet People, the More I Love My Dog" proclaims this witty patch for dog lovers and misan..

$1.25

My Bolt-ons are Better patch

My Bolt-ons are Better patch

My Bolt-ons are Better patch declares a cheeky attitude with an illustration of a woman and bold tex..

$1.25

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