Funny Patches

Its only Kinky the first time patch
It's Only Kinky the First Time | a witty patch with a playful edge that declares the humor in trying..
$1.25
Keep It Up Felony Red
"Keep It Up I Need Another Felony Conviction" declares this darkly comic patch in bold red embroider..
$1.25
Keep It Up Felony white
"Keep It Up I Need Another Felony Conviction" declares this darkly humorous patch with white embroid..
$1.25
Kiss My Rebel patch
Kiss My Rebel Ass patch | Cheeky biker humor combined with classic rebel flag imagery. Measures abou..
$1.25
Lead me Not into Tempation patch
Lead me Not into Temptation I Know the Way | a cheeky patch that playfully subverts the classic pray..
$1.25
Leave me Alone, I just want to Ride
Leave Me Alone, I Just Want to Ride | A straightforward patch for riders who value solitude and thro..
$1.25
Let me Drop Everything patch
Gee, let me drop everything and work on your problem | this patch declares your willingness to help ..
$1.25
Life is Good at 30 Great at 38DD
Life is Good at 30 and Great at 38DD | A cheeky celebration of confidence and curves with a humorous..
$1.25
Lifes All About Ass
Life's All About Ass covering it, kicking it, kissing it, or trying to get it. This humorous patch d..
$1.25
Live by the Sword - Die by the Gun patch
Those who live by the sword die by the gun | a darkly humorous take on the classic proverb. Black tw..
$1.25
Long in the balls
"Long in the Balls, Short in the Brains" declares this irreverent patch with a wry sense of humor. B..
$1.25
Loose Body Happy man patch
If you were as loose with your body as you are with my credit cards, Id be a happy man | a humorous ..
$1.25
Loud Pipes Save Lives
This motorcycle patch declares "Loud Pipes Save Lives" in bold white lettering on black. A humorous ..
$1.25
Majority Fools patch
Sometimes Majority means all the Fools are on the Same Side | a boldly stated patch for those who ma..
$1.25
Men Decide to be right or happy patch
Men decide to be right or happy says this tongue-in-cheek patch with a checkmark graphic. The choice..
$1.25
Men want beauty not brains
Men want beauty not brains because men's eyes work better than their brains. A sharp-edged commentar..
$1.25
Men...Decide
Men...Decide presents a humorous take on relationship dynamics. The patch features a yellow checkmar..
$1.25
Money Talks Bullshit walks patch
Money Talks Bullshit Walks declares the wisdom that actions speak louder than empty promises. Witty ..
$1.25
More I meet people More I love my Dog
"The More I Meet People, the More I Love My Dog" proclaims this witty patch for dog lovers and misan..
$1.25
My Bolt-ons are Better patch
My Bolt-ons are Better patch declares a cheeky attitude with an illustration of a woman and bold tex..
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