Funny Patches

Evolution of Man Patch

Hilarious take on human evolution with a playful twist. The patch charts the journey from tadpole to..

$1.25

F Bomb Warning

WARNING WILL DROP THE F BOMB | This edgy patch features a stylized bomb design with a bold message f..

$1.25

Flip Yourself Off

Flip Yourself Off declares the perfect comeback when you need people to back off. This witty patch d..

$1.25

For entertainment purposes only patch

For entertainment purposes only | a classic disclaimer patch with dry humor perfect for bikers and a..

$1.25

God Loves Stupid People patch

God must love stupid people...he made so many. Cheeky humor meets faith on this witty patch that dec..

$1.25

Good is good, Bad is Legendary patch

The Good I Do Is Good | The Bad I Do Is Legendary. A tongue-in-cheek attitude patch that celebrates ..

$1.25

Handle on Life but It Broke Patch

I had a handle on life but I broke it off | this humorous patch declares the relatable truth about l..

$1.25

Hate Being Bipolar, It's Awesome!

I Hate Being Bipolar, But It's Awesome declares this patch with irreverent humor. A darkly funny tak..

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Healthcare Expensive now Wait Until Free

You think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free | This darkly funny patch delivers a sha..

$1.25

Heavily Medicated For your Protection

Humorous patch that declares "Heavily Medicated For Your Protection" in white embroidery on black tw..

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Hell Yes I'm Drunk Im no Stunt Driver

Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm No Stunt Driver | This humorous embroidered patch combines irreverent attitud..

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Heres to my Friends who know me and like me anyway patch

Here's to my friends who know me and like me anyway. This humorous patch celebrates those rare souls..

$1.25

Hopeless Romantic seeks patch

Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore | A darkly funny patch for those who appreciate brutally honest..

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How Fast Can Take the Curves Patch

It's Not the Journey, It's how Fast You Can Take the Curves | a humorous patch for speed enthusiasts..

$1.25

I Apologize in advance for staring patch

I apologize in advance for staring at your tits | A humorous patch that gets straight to the point w..

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I do have a Coke bottle figure 3 Litre patch

I do have a Coke bottle figure, now it's just a 3 litre | a humorous take on body confidence with a ..

$1.25

I don't suffer from Memory loss I enjoy it patch

"I don't suffer from memory loss I enjoy it" | a humorous patch for those who prefer to see the brig..

$1.25

I hate being BIPOLAR, but its AWESOME patch

I HATE BEING BIPOLAR, BUT IT'S AWESOME declares this darkly humorous patch with unapologetic attitud..

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I hate Everybody patch

I Hate Everybody | a bold statement patch for those who wear their misanthropy on their sleeve. Feat..

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I hate stupid people patch

This blunt patch declares "I HATE STUPID PEOPLE" in white embroidery on black twill. Perfect for any..

$1.25