Funny Patches

Born to be Wild wave patch

Born to be Wild in classic biker style. This wavy banner patch declares the motto with bold orange e..

$1.25

Break out in Handcuffs patch

When I Drink I Break Out In Handcuffs | a humorous patch for anyone with a sense of dark comedy abou..

$1.25

Bury Me Face Down Black Patch

"When I Die Bury Me Face Down So the Whole World Can Kiss My Ass" | a brash embroidered patch with a..

$1.25

Bury Me Face Down Blue Patch

When I Die Bury Me Face Down So the Whole World Can Kiss My Ass declares this patch's irreverent hum..

$1.25

Bury Me Face Down Red Patch

When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass | Bold red and white embroidered pat..

$1.25

Cant Fix Stupid Survive the Symptoms

You can't fix stupid. You can only hope to survive the symptoms. This darkly humorous patch delivers..

$1.25

Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch

CAUTION: DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS. A funny patch that declares your independent streak with a ..

$1.49

Clean & Sober patch

Clean & Sober! This bold statement patch declares commitment to sobriety with unmistakable convictio..

$1.25

Clear Your Mind and Your Ass will follow patch

Clear Your Mind Your Ass Will Follow | A bold motivational message with a cheeky sense of humor deli..

$1.25

Common Sense problem Most people are Morons

"The Problem with Common Sense is that Most People are Morons" | A darkly humorous take on human nat..

$1.25

Complaint Department patch

Complaint Department patch declares "Please Take A Number" with a grenade graphic and pointing hand...

$1.25

Despite My Look Your still talking patch

Despite the Look on my Face you're Still Talking declares this witty patch with attitude. Perfect fo..

$1.25

Did I say that Out Loud

"Did I Say That Out Loud" captures that mortifying moment when your inner thoughts escape into the r..

$1.25

Does this Condom make me look FAT patch

Cheeky humor with a bold question embroidered in bright orange on black twill. "Does this condom mak..

$1.25

Dont be Stupid patch

Don't Be Stupid patch delivers a blunt message with attitude. This straightforward design features b..

$1.25

Dont Like my Attitude patch

"Don't Like My Attitude... 1-800-Piss-Off" declares this witty patch with attitude to spare. Perfect..

$1.25

Donut Police Patch

Life must come with a little humor. This patch declares "Donut Police to protect and serve the donut..

$1.25

Drinking Doesn't cause Hangovers patch

Drinking Doesn't Cause Hangovers Waking Up Does proclaims this humorous patch with a wry nod to the ..

$1.25

Eating meat is Murder, Flame Broiled Delicious Murder patch

This darkly funny patch declares "Eating meat is murder" then immediately undercuts itself with "Fla..

$1.25

Emotional Baggage Must fit in Overhead Compartment

This patch declares "Emotional Baggage Must Fit in Overhead Compartment" with tongue-in-cheek humor ..

$1.25