Funny Patches

Why Yes Im Sexy dude

Why Yes I Am Sexy declares this laughing Buddha figure with unapologetic humor. A cheeky addition to..

$1.25

Will Trade Husband for

Will trade husband for cupcakes | this funny patch declares a baker's priorities with humor and a co..

$1.25

Without Assholes We Would ...

Without Assholes We Would All Be Full Of Shit | A blunt take on life's necessities, this embroidered..

$1.25

You Keep the Change Patch

This patch declares "I'll keep my money, freedom, and guns, you keep the change" in bold white and g..

$1.25

You Look Like I need another Drink

You Look Like I Need Another Drink | a humorous patch that declares your honest thoughts with blunt ..

$1.25

You Should Hear the Names Patch

You Should Hear the Names the Voices in My Head are Calling You | this darkly humorous patch deliver..

$1.25

ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but milk and coffee won't either. This darkly humorous patch de..

$1.25

ALLOWED TO QUESTION SCIENCE PROPAGANDA

If you are allowed to question it it is science, if not it is propaganda. A straightforward statemen..

$1.50

Ass-Jealous

I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth. This edgy biker patch delivers s..

$1.49

Asshole Merit Badge

Declare your true nature with this cheeky merit badge. Wings and a heart design frame the text "ASSH..

$1.25

Biker Rules - Always Double Tap

Biker Rules declares "Always Double Tap" in bold orange and white text on a black background. A funn..

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Boobies are like Baby Toys

Boobies are like baby toys eventually they end up in your mouth. Bold and cheeky humor on a classic ..

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Boobies Proving Men Can Focus

Boobies Proving Men Can Focus | Humorous patch that declares "Boobies Proving Men Can Focus On 2 Thi..

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Boobs Making Suckers Out of Men

Boobs Making Suckers Out of Men Since Birth | A bold declaration with attitude, this patch declares ..

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CONGRESS IS LIKE 2 DRUNKS

Congress is like 2 drunks sitting in the lounge of the Titanic arguing over the bar tab. A hilarious..

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Don't make me go Tribal

Don't make me go all tribal on your ass. This humorous patch features a menacing warrior character w..

$1.99

Fear of Small Boobs

Gynaemicromastrophobia, the fear of women with small boobs. This funny patch declares the absurd pho..

$1.25

God Gave Men 2 Heads

God Gave Men 2 Heads But Only Enough Blood To Run 1 At A Time. A cheeky biker patch with dark humor ..

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Gun control means you never have to say I Missed

Gun Control Means You Never Again Have to Say "I Missed You" | A darkly humorous take on precision a..

$1.25

How about less talk and a little more shut the hell up

How about less talk and a little more shut the hell up | This blunt patch declares exactly what it m..

$1.25