Funny Patches

I Licked the Frog

I Licked the Frog | A humorous patch that declares you've done the unthinkable. White and green embr..

$1.25

I Need To Be Medicated

I Need To Be Medicated For Your Protection announces this darkly humorous patch with bold white embr..

$1.25

I see your Point Youre still Full

I see your point but you're still full of shit | A blunt take on disagreement delivered with humor. ..

$1.25

I taste so good you will want the recipe patch

I Taste So Good, You'll Want The Recipe declares this patch with irreverent humor. Perfect for cooks..

$1.25

I Tried to Contain Myself Patch

I Tried to Contain Myself But I Escaped | this embroidered patch declares your uncontainable spirit ..

$1.25

I Wish we were Better Strangers

"I Wish We Were Better Strangers" declares a wry take on awkward relationships with dry humor. Black..

$1.25

I'm Not A GYNECOLOGIST

I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look declares this cheeky patch with irreverent humor. Perfec..

$1.25

Id say GO TO HELL but then patch

I'd say "Go to Hell" but then I'd see you everyday. Dark humor for riders and troublemakers who appr..

$1.25

If I agreed with you-We would both be wrong patch

If I agreed with you we would both be wrong. A cheeky patch that cuts through pretension with dry hu..

$1.25

If I have to Explain Patch

If I Have To Explain You Wouldn't Understand | this attitude patch declares the ultimate brush-off w..

$1.25

If Sex is a pain in the Ass you are doing it wrong patch

If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong. This patch delivers cheeky humor with a direct m..

$1.25

If we are Going Socialist Give Free Vodka

If we are going socialist at least give us free vodka | this tongue in cheek political patch deliver..

$1.25

If you cannot Dazzle with Brilliance Black Patch

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit | this humorous patch delivers a..

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If you cannot Dazzle with Brilliance Blue Patch

If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit | this irreverent patch deliver..

$1.25

Im not Cheap but Im on Special patch

I'm Not Cheap But I'm On Special | a tongue-in-cheek reminder that quality comes at a price. With ye..

$1.25

Im the Biker Your parents Warned patch

"I'm the Biker Your Parents Warned You About" declares this cheeky patch with attitude. Perfect for ..

$1.25

In Case of Emergency BLOW patch

In Case of Emergency BLOW | stick figure with a hilarious message that speaks for itself. Perfect fo..

$1.25

It is not that Life is too Short Patch

"It's not that life's to short. It's that your dead for so long." This darkly humorous patch flips t..

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Its a Sick World and Im Happy patch

It's a Sick World and I'm a Happy Guy | a bold declaration of cheerful defiance wrapped in dark humo..

$1.25

Its not the Destination Its the Journey Patch

"It's Not the Destination It's the Journey" declares this straightforward philosophy on a classic bl..

$1.25