Biker Patches

Victory patch

Declare your triumph with this bold Victory patch. Classic oval design with crisp black embroidery o..

$1.25

When I want your opinion patch I remove the duct tape

When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape declares this patch with sharp, no-nonsense humor..

$1.25

ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but milk and coffee won't either. This darkly humorous patch de..

$1.25

Ass-Jealous

I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth. This edgy biker patch delivers s..

$1.49

Biker Rules - Always Double Tap

Biker Rules declares "Always Double Tap" in bold orange and white text on a black background. A funn..

$1.25

Boobies are like Baby Toys

Boobies are like baby toys eventually they end up in your mouth. Bold and cheeky humor on a classic ..

$1.25

Boobies Proving Men Can Focus

Boobies Proving Men Can Focus | Humorous patch that declares "Boobies Proving Men Can Focus On 2 Thi..

$1.25

Boobs Making Suckers Out of Men

Boobs Making Suckers Out of Men Since Birth | A bold declaration with attitude, this patch declares ..

$1.25

CONGRESS IS LIKE 2 DRUNKS

Congress is like 2 drunks sitting in the lounge of the Titanic arguing over the bar tab. A hilarious..

$1.25

Fear of Small Boobs

Gynaemicromastrophobia, the fear of women with small boobs. This funny patch declares the absurd pho..

$1.25

God Gave Men 2 Heads

God Gave Men 2 Heads But Only Enough Blood To Run 1 At A Time. A cheeky biker patch with dark humor ..

$1.25

I am my Brother Keepers yellow gold on black patch

I AM MY BROTHERS KEEPER proclaims this bold statement patch with serious conviction. Yellow gold emb..

$1.25

I Am My Sisters Keeper White on Black

I Am My Sisters Keeper | A bold statement of loyalty and protection embroidered in crisp white threa..

$1.25

I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them

I Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them | a humorous patch that declares the wearer's confident take on th..

$1.25

I Have Boobs So I Win

I Have Boobs So I Win | A bold statement patch with confident humor for the biker crowd. White and p..

$1.25

I'm No Rose, But I Can Be A Prick

I'm No Rose, But I Can Be A Prick | a witty patch for riders and rebels who don't mind a little atti..

$1.25

In Memory of when I Gave a Shit

In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit | A darkly funny biker patch with white and red embroidery on..

$1.25

Love Is Like A Fart

Love Is Like A Fart declares the cheeky wisdom that if you have to force it, it's just shit | Irreve..

$1.25

May Not Have The Cherry

I may not have the cherry, but I still have the box. This cheeky patch combines humor with a playful..

$1.25

My Favorite Number is 77

My Favorite Number is 77 Because I Get 8 More | A humorous patch with a cheeky math joke that appeal..

$1.25